Top 10 Dangerous Words and Phrases Women LOVE to Use
The differences between men and women are quite trendy these days especially when it comes to decoding women’s language. One of the most intriguing questions is “Why don’t women just say what they mean?” Because women are born negotiators, politicians, diplomats, you name it! Women use metaphors, analogies, nothing is spoken directly, questions are rhetoric and everything has multiple meanings. No wonder men have no clue what women expect from them! Yes, women know how to introduce ideas and alternatives through the back door. Men are basic, women are details. Details, details, details…If you don’t have the details, do not talk to a woman. If you are single and you are thinking about getting in a serious relationship, listen up!
10. You are not wearing THAT, are you?
She: Oh, hell … please tell me you are not wearing that outfit tonight, are you? It’s hideous…
He, ironic: No, see, I was in the closet and you wasn’t around to help me, so this outfit must have been hanging right next what you wanted me to wear. Well, I am going to change now.
9. What are you doing? Do you have to do this now?
She: What exactly do you think you’re doing? Do you have to fix your computer now? What is this mess? The trash needs to be taken out and we need some groceries. By the way, the washing machine isn’t working anymore.
He: OK, fine! Whatever…
8. Listen to me! Are you listening???
She: Now listen to me, ’cause I’m only gonna say this once: if I catch you another time playing computer games, you will be in big trouble mister! Now go and fix that broken washing machine!
He: Can’t I relax for half an hour?
She: We can relax together. Why do you have to lose so much time with your stupid PC games? Am I not important enough? Why do you prefer to play games than spend time with me? Are you listening???
He: Yes, my dear!
She: No, you are not listening! You are still thinking at your “fascinating” World of Warcraft. Your insanely obsession with those absurd PC games drives me crazy. Are computer games really the answer to relaxation for you? (…)
7. Do you know what day is today?
She: Bill, do you remember what day is today?
He: How could I forget it? It’s Friday.
She: It’s our anniversary…
He: Oops, I’m just a guy! You know how bad my memory is…
6. You’re right, I should do that (…)
She: I hope you didn’t take any appointments this weekend, because I am planning to clean the house from top to bottom and I will need your help.
He: Baby, you work so hard! Why don’t you take the weekend off, call the girls and have some fun? Go to the Spa, hit the shops…I will watch the children.
She: The house must be cleaned. Period. Do not start with me. You will not win.
He: You know that I love to share the housework with you, I just want to treat you like the queen that you are, you deserve it!
She: You know what? You’re right, I should do that. God knows I need a Spa session. I saw some days ago a gorgeous Prada handbag and peep toe matching shoes. I will call the girls and schedule the weekend. By the way, I will need your credit card, ‘cause mine needs to be reactivated. Can’t wait to hit the shops!
5. The decision is yours
He: Honey, I was thinking…we need a new car. The old one is unsafe, it is breaking down too much often, the undercarriage is rusting…what about a Mazda MX-5 Miata?
She: We don’t need a new car! Especially a sports car! You’d better start putting money apart for your children’s education. College ain’t cheap!
He: But we can afford both the car and college. I promise you, you won’t be disappointed.
She: Which part of ‘no’ don’t you understand? The N or the O?
She: FINE, go ahead! The decision is yours…
He: What’s wrong?
He: What did I do wrong?
She: Nothing, leave me alone!
He: Why can’t you tell me?
She: Cause YOU’RE the problem and I don’t want to talk about it!
3. Is there anything new you want to try in bed tonight?
He: Wanna try something new in bed tonight?
She: Something like…?
She: Where did you learn this? In your ”business” trip to Thailand? With your slutty girlfriend?
He: Sorry, I forgot to pass by the drugstore and take your medicine.
1. We need to talk – the “Come to Jesus” meeting
She: We need to talk!
She: I am not the only one in this house who knows how to use a vacuum cleaner!
She: Are you allergic to the hamper? How many times did I tell you to put the dirty clothes directly in the wash basket? Our bed is not a laundry hamper.
She: Why is the bathroom floor covered in water?