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Obsessive Coochie

Obsessive Coochie
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This is for the grown folks.  Those who aren’t self conscious and feel the need to keep the topic of sexual intimacy only in the bedroom; this topic is for the folks who likes to get laid properly and enjoy multiple orgasms.  This is for my coochie lovers; my dudes who are not afraid to lay the pipe on a woman and continuously go back and get more.  This is for my females who have that bomb ass coochie and proud to scream it “Yeh, I got that cocaine coochie”…This is that obsessive coochie post.  If you are not ready for this conversation, I suggest you scroll down and read one of my other family oriented post because this post isn’t about family, it is not about philosophy or music.  This one is dedicated to real folks out there who don’t mind talking about anything and everything…

Have you ever met someone who despite not being able to get along with them just kept you coming back just because of the coochie?  If that’s hasn’t happened to you then maybe you have been penetrating the wrong hole.  I mean dang, how could you not have met that one chick, no matter how ugly or fat she became, you still needed to get inside of her for that one good nut; that one good, “yeh, that was some good ish”.  That ladies and gentleman is that “Obsessive Coochie” 

I remember back in college I dated this chick name Ebony and she and I couldn’t get along at all.  I mean, she had a stinky attitude, she was loud, self centered, egotistical, the heffa was everything you could think of, but she was fine as hell and had the best coochie a brother had up to that point.  So regardless of how much I hated all those things about her, she knew she had that obsessive coochie and she knew at 3 or 4 oclock in the morning, on my way back from the club, I would make a stop at her crib just so I could whip that.  She enjoyed it, I needed it, especially when the others couldn’t help me much.  Yeh, they were new meat but nothing to write home about.  But Ebony, lord oh lord, she was it…Until

I met Beatka…yeh, this one right there definitely brings a smile to my face.  She was everything a brother could want in a woman, but she was crazy.  This woman would wake up at 5 in the AM just to do her nails, I mean, dang, are those nails that important?  I had to let her go but I would stop by her crib sometimes 3-4 times a day just to get me some.   She’s the type of woman that would get you butt ass naked, handcuff you, freak the hell out of you, and then tie herself up so you can go to work.  It was quite a turn on when she would do that and that is one of the reasons a brother always had to go back to that obsessive coochie.

Now I was discussing this topic with a few friends and we all came to a consensus that regardless of the person’s relationship status, body shape, physical impairment, if the coochie was good, we will indeed go back to it.

So I know a few of you might be asking this very question, what makes a coochie obsessive? 

Here are 5 things that I have come up with: Fatness, Smell, Wetness, Tightness, and Texture…

In order for you to always go back, she meets at least 4 of those criteria and it’s not something she can develop over time, it’s either you have it or you don’t.  Do you have an obsessive coochie?

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  • Alexandra D
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    I think I do….I need more explaination about texture

    • Mr. Prodg
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      what makes you think you do? Welcome to my blog and thanks for commenting.

  • jamie
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    U are a mess! Lol

    • jamie
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      I can’t stop laughng

  • lynn
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    wouyyyyyyyyyyy, you got me laughing so hard

    • Mr. Prodg
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      is it obsessive Lynn?

  • DaDa
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    Ha! Bon Bagay! lol

    • Mr. Prodg
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      do you have that obsessive coochie?

  • Alexandra D
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    Thanks for welcoming me…I never knew you had one…I hear it all the time. I know it’s tight for sure..I know its fat…Wetness is not a problem..And it dont stink.. I have several that will sign behind that

    • Mr. Prodg
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      LMAO. How tight is it? And i hope its not excessive lubrication that could be a problem

  • Brenda
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    This is hella funny…..yeh I think I’ve got that obsessive coochie!!!! It stays wet taste & feels good!!!! Most men cnt stand my attitude, but that has never stopped them 4rm wanting me lol

    • Mr. Prodg
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      so how many times did an ex come back for it? and how did you get rid of him? Are you being stalked now?

  • Brenda
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    I’ve even been stalked 4 it!!!

    • Mr. Prodg
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      stalked for it? hmmm ain’t that something!

    • jamie
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      I been stalked for it too. The undying power of a coochie.

    • Mr. Prodg
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      really? so its that good huh?

    • Alexandra D
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      yep..I pick and choose who I want to give it to

  • Unknown
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    Well to have an OBSESSIVE COOCHIE is a goooood thing. You want to have that kind of control over someone that you dont have to to beg or call or harrass them to come and see you. To have that person just want you. Whenever they see you that is all they think about, how good u feel, how good u taste how good they will feel. You don’t want to be conceited with the COOCHIE but confident. I agree with the Five things but you have to add taste, depth, USAGE.

    • Mr. Prodg
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      taste, depth, usage…hmmmm… would you explain those to me plz?

  • Alexandra D
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    lol….not excessive at all…just right

    • Mr. Prodg
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      lol…so how many times did your ex come back before you had to put a stop to it? and is he still calling?

    • Alexandra D
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      They still call…Even the ones that are already married..Trust and Believe

    • Mr. Prodg
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      Wow… So I guess it is dat good…

    • Brenda
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      Every guy that I have sexed has wnted more…… No longer being stalked had a change address & a restraining order issued. I’m now in a gated community, & he moved out of state

    • Mr. Prodg
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      Is that so Brenda?

    • jamie
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      That’s crazy for real …lol

    • Ras Kev
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      Sounds like that bomb stuff son, that fire to me

    • Mr. Prodg
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      @Kev, you want a bite of that huh? lol

  • jamie
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    I didn’t know the qualities or characterristics of having one. Now I do…merci oui mrprodg

    • Mr. Prodg
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      You’re quite welcome

  • Unknown
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    And yes i have an OBSESSIVE COOCHIE.

    • Mr. Prodg
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      You do? Have u beenm told this?

    • Unknown
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      Yes i have its a nice compliment.

  • Unknown
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    Well taste is self explanatory, depth come on how deep you can take it. USAGE how often u getting it if they know the COOCHIE well enough.

  • kattadakitten
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    So, that’s an obssessive coochie huh: Fatness, Smell, Wetness, Tightness, and Tecture? LOL

    Can’t stop laughing…LOL

  • lynn
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    yes i do (wink)

  • Marie-Y
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    This is hilarious, thanks for the laugh…

  • kattadakitten
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    Mmmm! Maybe that’s why they always want to come back after im far gone, among other things! Confused creatures, Men! LOL

    Could fatness be substituted for thickness? :-)

    Jusy curious!

  • Maguie
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    @ Blake you’re a mess!! lolllll

  • Eksqwizit
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    The essence of the coochie as decided by past users and holder…interesting!!!!
    very deep topic right thur!!!!

    Most men do not think straight when they feel the need to ejaculate, thus, old pussy is much more easily attainable which may make a beholder feel it may be an uhm “obsessive pussy”…

    truly can an inanimate object hold such power? hmmmm interesting!!!!!

    provocative…

    and for the ladies, a study need to occur with 100 male testers to ascertain the truth of these statements…I ain’t buying it until proven and supported by sexperts…where are my orgians?

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • Ras Kev
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      lol, I totally agree, Profound words

  • LIL TOOT
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    YO BLAKE,LMAO. I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE, I DON’T THINK MOST GIRLS COULD ARGUED IF THEY DON’T HAVE THESE 5 TEXTURES.. IT IS HOT.. FOR ALL THE LADIES. DO YOU HAVE AN OBSSESSIVE COOCHIE???

  • genesis305
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    So OFficiel indeed.man this is really good. I don’t have any issues but I have been known to have the bounce back and proud of it.

    • Mr. Prodg
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      really? when was the last time an ex came back and said you know what, i need to get some of this ol pussy

  • Amie A.
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    I really enjoyed this. Thanks!
    But you know what I would like to hear you talk about.
    The art of sex. I have been with a few guys that have told me that, they have never been fucked the way I have fucked them & when I pressed for more details – long story short. The biggest argument I keep hearing is ” It’s like Im fucking her or Im the one doing the fucking”…. or “She just lays their”… Im a firm believer in providing the abosulte best sexual experience each and every time.. I always try to top or out do my last freak session.. I always wondered how some females could just lay there and not even get into the act.. anyways.. I think that should be something to write about #im just saying!

    • Mr. Prodg
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      After my next session, maybe i will post it here…The Art of Laying the Pipe…

    • lynn
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      lol, you got me reading over and over again

    • Ras Kev
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      And it is an art gentlemen, true pipe laying comes from within. You have to be one with the elements, to take her to another level lol

    • Ras Kev
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      I second that, I think we shoudl talk about that to Mr. Prodg :) she has me all intrigued now

    • Mr. Prodg
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      lol @ Kev

  • kattadakitten
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    If there is such a thing as an obssessive kitty there must be an Obssessive Dicky! Hmmph! What say you ladies?

    Can’t recall evr gotten any, though! Oops! :-)

    MrP, is there such a thing as an Obssessive D? Lmaooo

    • Mr. Prodg
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      I think there is, you just havent been introduced to it. :)

    • SM
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      There sure is :)

    • Mr. Prodg
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      hmmmmm

    • SM
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      What’s the hmm for Mr. Prodg?

    • Mr. Prodg
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      no reason @ all SM…

  • le631
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    Oh…that’s why i kept coming back. I swear man…her pussy has teeth.

    • Mr. Prodg
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      lmao. teeth huh?

  • genesis305
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    He not only called me he knocked on my bedroom window and was waiting at my house after I got off of work

    • Mr. Prodg
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      LOL. But let me as you and all the many ladies reading a question, how does it make you feel knowing that you have this power over some men?

  • Eks
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    has there been a consensus in my absence? has a coochie been tried by all and came out on top? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • Stranja
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    Only you, B.!

    My only obsession is with “reading your stuff”, B.
    Absolutely crazy!
    That’s why I keep coming back for more for many years.

    About having an obsessive coochie, so I’ve heard, but in my opinion; to each his own! You know why, bc I’ve heard a guy speak derogatively about a girl’s Va-JJ and heard another guy praising that same Va-JJ. So, go figure! S’ak pa bon pou youn, li bon pou yon lot! Heh Heh! : )

    • Mr. Prodg
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      I def understand that Stranja…thanks for checking in as usual. lol

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