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One last time

One last time
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This entry is for all my dudes and dudettes who has always wanted to get it on with an ex mate before he/she tie the knot.  Now, I know many of you are probably smirking at this point because you’ve just realized that it happened to you as well.  So thank God I am not the only one feeling this way…

So how do you go about telling this ex of yours that you want to want to bed her one last time before she’s technically off the market.  I said technically because nowadays, the vows of marriage are not sacred, and if a married man or woman wants to get it on with someone else, there’s nothing that’s going to stop him/her. 

Should you have sex with the one you’re craving before his or her big day? one thing for sure, if and when certain urges hit you, what better way to satisfy those urges than with someone you’ve a shared intimate history? That’s if you are still the least bit attracted to your ex.

So now here is the hardest part, how do you tell this individual that you want one last night?  It cannot be in the car, park, club, bathroom, pool; it has to be at a 5 Star hotel, you should go all out for this and make sure she always remember the night she gave you the nookie before her wedding.  This is a night of celebration, a night filled with nothing but fun, and you have to keep it frisky. You need to make sure you pull out all the props that you can possibly find; that’s if you know how to use them of course…and unleash the demon inside of you.   My mate used to call me “El Diablo”, that’s my inner demon; it’s when I’m sexing her in a rage and as many of you already, you cannot keep it soft all the time; you need to pull out that belt and tap that ass like she owed you something.

So what happens when the night is over? What would I think of her, some of you might say? Well, nothing really.  It’s just casual sex.  It’s nothing more than just two people wanting to close a chapter.  True I wouldn’t advise people to just starting having casual sex with their exes but if you feel like it’s going to allow you to get over them, sure, make it happen.  Have in writing that y’all will keep it between y’all and he/she won’t use it against you.  Loll.

But still though, how do you go about asking your ex mate who’s about to tie the knot to let you hit it one last time?  

Question to readers:  Have you been asked by an ex or have you asked an ex?

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  • HaitianQueen
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    Well I enjoyed that. And being honest with the ex is very crucial, letting them know up front is wat will assure this is what both of you agree on. And you can walk away knowing ok I can walk down that aisle and not have any doubts. But also make sure the other person does not get any ideas that after your I Do’s he cannot call u and say “What’s Up” “Remember What Happened”

    • Mr. Prodg
      on

      Thanks HQ. But do you think sleeping with that ex will put the person more @ ease in terms of going through with wedding and expecting it to last? Do you think there’s a corrolation between the 2 @ all?

    • HaitianQueen
      on

      Sometimes a person may need some sort of reassurance they are making the right decision. And as you said marriage nowadays is not valued so this is a process for both to see if that person is def the last on ONLY for them in all aspects.

    • Mr. Prodg
      on

      makes sense

  • Ley'Lha
    on

    Its not that MARRIAGE is not “Value” but nowadays Not a lot of people will do WHAT IS NECESSARY to maintain their VOWS…It seems when things get hard all they want to do is throw in the towel…If someone feels the need to sleep with an ex before they say i do to see if they are making the right choice, well, right there You Know you ARE NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE right from the get go.

    • Mr. Prodg
      on

      so sleeping with the ex is no no for you huh?

  • kattadakitten
    on

    “El Diablo”, huh!? *smiling*

    Sorry, but that seems to be all that insterests me from this beautiful note.

  • Ley'Lha
    on

    Correct, he/She is an EX for a reason…

    • Mr. Prodg
      on

      lmao. i got you

  • kattadakitten
    on

    On a serious note, if you must sleep with an ex to find some closure of any sort, then it is most likely that you are not ESSENTIALLY ready to get over him or her. Henceforth, a marriage to someone else should be the least of your thoughts for you will stray at one point or the other during yout marital life.

    This 5 star session you so visually and vividly described isn’t one that can just happened once. Nahhh! More cravings of the sort will evetually follow. You’ll quench and thirst for even more of them regadless of how much of a fight you put tu subdue the thoughts. Why? Because it is impossible for any human being to forget how someone made him or her feel at a point of time.

    • Mr. Prodg
      on

      i have to agree with you Katt…

  • kattadakitten
    on

    Danmit, I want a 5* hotel session! Lmaooo

    Disregard this outburst folks! Hehehehe

  • Maguie
    on

    I am sure if that woman really love her future husband she will not even listen to your convo. If she does that means then she still want you and you better do it right to keep her.
    I think the only way to get her is to tell her you want to spend sometimes with her for one last time to remind you of what you had for her because only with her you remember being a real man in love (get ready to spend some money) however seduce her, get her beg for it so she can see that you are not the player and wanted things to be serious. I guarantee you you won’t be single the next day…lollll

  • Eksqwizit
    on

    how do you go asking for such?

    WOW! I think that one just does not ask…I would never. It is a sign of disrespect to my ex-mate and to his relationship. If I loved him, truly still care for him, I would want him to be happy and would NEVER DARE place him in such a compromising situation. Marriage is hard enough to deal with and for me to propose such would not be fair, especially if I suspect that he still has feelings for me (though I believe most men would not want me to protect them but would otherwise welcome this advance from an ex as their big hoorah! but a man, a real man would surely, should be offended and I would expect him to turn me down and tell me he feels insulted by such an offer)

    On, to the story…if this woman accepts she is a pure “salope” per the haitian saying. The request is not about him loving her. It is about him wanting to satisfy his ego, proving he still got it, he still got her. He will forever have that in his mind, each time he sees her somewhere, particularly when she is with her HUSBAND. My gosh!!! My husband should be my kind, ain’t no man would ever have the opportunity given to him to look down at my husband….lest me now placing myself in a situation where another could make disparaging comments about my husband as to the type/caliber of the woman he so proudly gave his name to…BY GOD!!!!

    I hope she refuses. I hope she feels so insulted that she slapped the be-jesus out of him. He does NOT respect her nor her relationship and he STOPPED loving her. We protect those we love even from ourselves.

    HOW DARE HE!!!! HOW COULD HE!!!

    • Mr. Prodg
      on

      but unfortunately, these things are asked every single day. it’s a matter of the other person accepting

  • Eksqwizit
    on

    And truth be told, if a man accepted my offer, I would not respect him, would never want him as my own and neither would I respect his intended. I would surely feel a lot of pity for her however, knowing her to be married to a weak man, one who is uncertain of his decisions, an opportunist of the worst kind…just me being honest here

  • Ley'Lha
    on

    Finger Snaps, Finger Snaps, Finger Snaps @ Eksqkizit…VERY WELL SAID

    • Mr. Prodg
      on

      LOL this isn’t poetry night

    • Ley'Lha
      on

      Lol, I know but Eksqkizit said it perfectly :o)

  • lynn
    on

    how would you feel if your woman slept with someone else before you got married? treat people how you want to be treated

    • jamie
      on

      Oh man I agree! Simple and well said

  • Ceci
    on

    Only a dude…could seriously do this and not look back and think “what if”…as a female who has “sike-a-boobooed” myself into thinking I can have “no strings attached sex” I know for a fact, I would not have the courage to pull these types of shenanigans off….First of all…after we hunch….I’m stopping the wedding and real dramatically like in the movies. lol

    But this would make for a good fun ‘role playing/Make Believe’ though…lol

    • Mr. Prodg
      on

      lol. You’re a mess ceci…

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